IM ASHAMED...

For once in my life (i bet this has never happened to anyone of you guys out there, unless you have considered a total sex change before which i sincerely should congratulate you with utmost sympathy), i am ashamed to be a WOMAN!!! YES...ASHAMED!!! APPALED!!! Whatever words that can express my humiliation right now, i need it. Mind giving me a thesaurus for my next birthday? 0.o

Wonder whats all the commotion about? Me being ashamed isnt something that happens everyday. Im not the shy shy malu malu type. So...okay. Lets get on with the story.

Out of my daily boredom, i flipped through today's newspaper as i was eating my brunch which consists of Ah Lok's Char Siew Rice...again. Couldnt get enough of it. Then this news which i read caught my eye and i seriously choked on my food. MCB ARR. The news said...

Taken from The Borneo Post, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 pg.11

In Johor Baharu, Cuepacs hopes the government will accept soon the Woman, Family and Community Development Ministry's proposal for longer maternity leave for civil servants......60 days to 84 days.....enable woman to be more productive when they return to work....

WTF...LONGER MATERNITY LEAVE? FROM 60 DAYS TO 84 DAYS? KNNCCB LA...

I know you might be thinking why am i making such a big fuss about it coz im a girl and i AM gonna enjoy the benefits of this in the future when im making babies. BUT WTF... 84 FUCKING DAYS = NEARLY 3 MONTHS. So, for almost 3 months, we dont go to work after shitting out our babies. Okay okay, lets do some Maths here, shall we? If you cant count, get a calculator.

We fuck with our husbands for one night...or maybe a few nights la...then we get pregnant with our beloved child inside...9 WHOLE MONTHS of carrying the baby...you cant do much work when you're pregnant anyways, so you're exempted from heavy jobs...then giving birth to the newborn...3 months maternity leave...start fucking again...pregnant...9 months...baby...3 months maternity leave...ZzZzZz...let the cycle continue for 9 more years till you're satisfied with your very own football team at home. =.=

This seriously means that women do not get to do serious jobs in the office...Or, we're not really working anyways...non-productive. 9 months preggers, 3 months maternity leave...HOW TO BE MORE PRODUCTIVE WHEN THESE WOMEN RETURN TO WORK? They just return to be pregnant once more!!! Maybe women are productive to the country coz WE DO CONTRIBUTE HEAPS to the country to achieve their 70 MILLION population target. Rezeki banyak bah!!! =.= But with all these kids around and women not working and all...how to boost the economy? I ask you, you're gonna ask who? Badawi? Neh, he is too busy with his wedding ceremony which is happening very soon. YOU SEE, HE WANNA MAKE BABIES TOO!!!

So, with women being less productive to the company, i seriously believe...in the future, people wont want to employ women anymore as a workforce to run a company. Which frigging company wants to pay a free 3-months-salary-without-any-output to a woman who is at home for 3 months in every year for 11 years? TELL ME WHICH COMPANY DOES THIS AND I WILL WORK THERE AFTER I GRADUATE!!! So then, we women have no value, no jobs, nothing. Then what am i doing right now to study so hard to get a degree when i know i wont have any job next time? Crazy right?

Well, maybe there's a solution to this. Companies wont employ women who are in the child-bearing age. Say thats women between 18-40 years old, coz women usually stops giving birth at 40. Then we have lots of problems popping up.


Where do the male workers get their eye-candies? No male can resist young flesh in their offices.


Where can you get a secretary who accidentally trips over and 'exposes' everything when she is pouring your morning coffee? Guys would definitely miss that...true or not?


Or where do the Big Bosses or Tau Kehs get their share? You've definitely heard Big Bosses having relationships with the secretary aight? Thats where the word sexcretary comes about.

Tell me which Big Boss wont love these heavenly treasures? NAME ME ONE!!! CAN???


By then, all we end up with are menopausal women in our offices. Looking at us like this. Eh, still wanna fuck me issit??? HUH? By then, even you will feel that fucking your Grandma is a whole better deal.

Tell me, do women at this age attract you? If they do make you feel something right there and then, then you are seriously in love with a shrivelled dried up, dehydrated olive. Or you're simply a nutcase who have just escaped from a mental assylum.

So to the BIG MEN out there, or a little shoutout to all the MEN!!! Lets gather around. Think, think and do more thinking. Get deep into your own thoughts. Ask yourself. Think hard.

Would you want men like these to replace the rightful place of your sexcretary? They wouldnt mind exposing all for you to see too. Buttcracks, anything...you just name it.

So men, exercise your rights right now...SAY NO TO LONGER MATERNITY LEAVE! WE WOMEN WANT OUR JOBS. WE WANT TO WORK. HEY, not as your bitches la. We also want to earn money like you guys too. =.= Equalilty. I wanna be an engineer like other guys too. Without special 'treatments' like extra pay during maternity leave.

SO... WHAT SAY YOU???

In Berberboo's mind : Gee, bear with me. I know i can get a little agitated at times. Just bear with me kay? To mum and dad, HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY!!!