Annoying Habits ~ Part 2

Yea... habits can be a prat sometimes. This second part of Annoying Habits that i would like to talk about is simply normal... yet come to think of it, a little bit disgusting. And today, we are talking about Farting! Let me ask you something... do you like the smell of people farting? Not to say that its habitual coz sometimes people just cant stand the urge to 'let go' in public. But sometimes it IS a habit when someone just lets off the bomb, coz they might think... the air is free around us, we dont pay tax for it or whatever, so you cant sue me for farting. I know farting its not an offense in the law, but please please be a bit hygienic and think of the others. Imagine you're in the cinema watching a romance movie and being lovey dovey with your boyfriend or girlfriend beside you when suddenly someone sitting near you just 'let off'. Wont you feel like its ruining your whole 'plan' and then your day will turn from a sunny sun-shining day to a cloudy-hazy day? Or maybe when you're having a nice plate of savory spaghetti carbonara and then your suddenly basking in the ambience of the so-called 'wonderful' smell wafting through your nostrills... dont you feel that it is utterly uber disgusting? Eww...

The dangers of farting in public is so... well, let me brief you on this.

When you're in bed surpressing all your fart inside and waiting eagerly for it to come out, try inducing your fart to shoot out. Those were the days when you have oil lamps as lights to light up your room, try bringing back those sweet memoirs into the present. Place it directly where you estimate your fart may make the exit.

Let go of your fart when you cant stand a minute longer. See what happens? You will get the same result as a flamethrower. So whats the conclusion of farting? The conclusion is... farting is an economical way to produce fire compared to using a conventional flamethrower.


So beware to all ye smokers out there. Whenever you have a lit up lighter, be careful to protect the flames from people around you and always keep the flames at the right height in fear of explosions when someone farts. To ensure your face remains normal after any unpredictable events, do buy some cream or your face will be hangus forever. ^^ Dont believe me?

You want this to happen to you? Think twice before you light up a lighter.

This sign should be put up everywhere in public areas. Sign-makers will be making tonnes of cash... but then, thinking of the people we have back in Kuching and all the scrap-metal collecters, the sign will be long gone before people finally get the kick of it. *sigh*

But a calm assurance to those who are habitual farters, dont worry, you're in the same league with George Bush. He farts periodically and openly. See, the guy behind him? Pity eh?

But here's a thought for you readers. Enjoy ^^

You can fart all you like, but never kentut sampai keluar isi. Okay? =)

In Berberboo's mind : I know someone who loves farting a lot. And she seems proud of it. She once said the power of her fart can pierce through chairs. No wonder her chair used to have a hole in the seat. xD