Fckin Hot weather

Kuching is suffering from severe heat retention la... i mean... like Kuching is an entire glass house and we are trap in it. So bloody hot man... the weather has been so frigging hot since Thursday? Couldnt remember. All i know is, ive been sleeping using air conditioning for the past few days, taking bath twice a day isnt enough... sweating after bathing is common. Might as well dont bath la... waste water only. Haih... but i do love those cold refreshing water trickling down my skin when i sit under an ice cold shower at night. Makes me forget stuff. Lol, the weather is blazing outside but there is a downpour inside my heart. Haih, the irony!!! Cut the crap short... wtf is going on about in Kuching? It seems everything turns upside down now. Gah!!! Tata...

Paradise...

When im down and stressed, i wish to be in a place where i can find peace and tranquility. Where the grass is as green as the meadows, the air so fresh and cool, the breeze blowing through your hair... the environment surrounding you seems so serene and beautiful, like you've just stepped into heaven, but ironically its on earth. This kind of place is hardly found in Malaysia i can say... or maybe i havent travel the whole of Malaysia to explore the wonders it offers. Ive always been stucked in Kuching and sometimes Kuala Lumpur... and thats just it. But then... ive found a really beautiful place which i do want to visit someday... when the time is right. And that place is... PARADISE!!!

Look at the luscious greeneries... The breathtaking sceneries... Ahhhh

The feeling of tranquility... by the pictures, i can feel those wondrous feeling arousing in me already... So good... Ahhhhhh..........

And you wanna know where this place is?

The Giant Mountains in Czech Republic. So... anyone wanna book a ticket to fly over there with me someday? =D

In Berberboo's mind : I love the sense of calmity... what nature has in store for us... so beautiful.

P.s. Two posts today coz im busy tomorrow... xD

A Tribute

Tribute to the late Chris Benoit, a former WWE wrestler and his family too. The late Chris committed homicides and then suicide because of family problems. I know all problems can be solved and death is not a way out, but now its too late for all that. So i just wanna pay my respects to his memories. May you and your family rest in eternal peace.

I will always remember you as one of my most loved wrestler, Rabid Wolverine aka Rabbit Wolverine to me... ^^

And dont ask me whether i watch wrestling. Coz i do every week. =X

In Berberboo's mind : When there is a will, you cant stop that will from fulfilling.

Spelling Bee, anyone?

Was so bored this morning so i decided to watch the National Spelling Bee competition on ESPN. Its a very happening sort of thing in the United States. Dunno why kids there seem to pay soooo much attention on it... imagine hours of reading and memorising the dictionary. OMG!!! And there are only at the tender age of 12 and 13. Imagine at that age, the normal Malaysian kid will be talking about handphones, celebrities and Mawi and all that, but in the States, they read dictionaries. O.o okay, is that suppose to be a good sign or bad? Well maybe thats why they say U.S. boleh, U.S. maju... but we Malaysia boleh, tapi tak boleh maju. *Sigh* i know im so right. =.=

Okay, back to those kids. Have you seen how they look like? They look extremely nerdy, goofy, geeky, weirdo-look, haggard, what else can you put in? Even the little guy called Nate something from Alberta, Canada looks a lot like a blonde Harry Potter... well at least much better looking than the winner. He is err... he looks retarded. But i really appreciate his brains. OMG, IF I WAS THAT SMART... MY MUM WOULD LOVE ME MORE!!! GEE... what am i crapping about?

Thats the winner. The one on the left i mean. Look at that bugger who just said 'YESSS!' aloud. He lost anyways. Aww, dont count your bees before you spell them.

So... was watching a part where the commentator interviewed one of the previous winners of the competition, asking how much time he commited himself into this competition. Well, the answer was 1 hour a day of reading and memorising all the words. Geez... AN HOUR? With a dictionary? OMG, IM GONNA KILL MYSELF. Get me a knife, quick! That... Thats so boring. No life. What to do. We need these people for our future anyways. *Double sigh*

I really felt embarassed when watching the program. You see, these children can spell super multi-complex words by just listening to the pronounciations and definitions of the words, but me? I dunno what the fuck was the guy saying. =X Its like bees buzzing in my ears. No wonder they call it the Spelling Bee competition. No idea... BUZZZZZZZZ....

I remembered when i was 14... i entered some spelling competition too, but the answers were to be written down on paper. So okay, the toughest word i got was photosynthesis. THATS IT!!! And for these brilliant kids in the U.S., their words are so... unknown. I dont even know where they originate from. Its like an alien language. Even mum and dad never heard of them. BUH. If you give me words like those, i will BUH loudly at you. =.=

So anyone wanna sign up to see a bee who spells? Call the toll-free number 1-BE-A-NERDY-SPELLING-BEE. But sorry, its not open for Malaysians. Bear that in mind.

In Berberboo's mind : Gee, i feel so stupid... =.=

Mega Sales, here I come!!!

Yes... the Malaysia Mega Sale Carnival 2007 is back!!! And this year, its gonna be a long shopping spree because the duration of the sales is much much longer than before in conjunction with Visit Malaysia Year 2007. THATS A VERY GOOD NEWS, AIGHT? Why? Because i can get to shop longer! Say if im not satisfied with what i am gonna buy this time, there is always next month and the next month till September!!! WHOA. And thank God my holidays are long enough. =) So, we’re generally looking at a grand shopping fiesta lasting 11 whole weeks! Its heaven aye? From 16th June till 2nd September 2007, all ye shoppers can indulge yourselves in the bountiful bargains, everlasting promotions, fun-filled activities and tonnes of contests, which i can assure you its gonna be full of fun, even though you're a seasoned shopper. So lets put on our most comfortable shoes, my Hush Puppies comforties... ^^ and lets get to the shopping!!!

I have a whole list of stuffs to buy though. Clothes... plushies ^^... shoes... ahem ahem... lol... But i really need to plan out what im gonna get coz im saving up for my new phone. Yea, saving up. Parents not gonna sponsor much. Geez. Im feeling so sad right now. Well, anyways... i just hope i will have lots of fun... and not to say those yummy delicious variety of food i can get... =D

Jogoya... Secret Recipe... Sushi... Dunkin' Donuts... Haagen Daaz... omg... you just name it... my mouth waters like crazy already... =) Just hope i dont put on all the weight ive lost in this few months =.=

Cant wait... cant wait to go to KL!!!

And while im there... i gotta see whats so nice about...

The Eye of Malaysia. Yesh. Looks like err... nevermind... seeing is believing... ^^

SO KUALA LUMPUR, WATCH OUT COZ IM CRASHING IN SOON!!!

In Berberboo's mind : Feel free to read through all my previous entries. And i hope there are tonnes of pictures to be uploaded soon. Wish me dearie luck for shopping. Even though i dont need it. xD

Berber

Berber... syllables in my nickname. Ive been using it for so long and i never knew what the root word was... berber... and what is its true meaning. I just got a stupid shock of my life a few days back when i decided to wikipedia up the word berber. And you know what did i get? Lets see what did i get.

According to Wikipedia :
The Berbers are an ethnic groups indigenous to North Africa west of the Nile Valley. They speak various Berber languages.Berber is the modern European term for these people, borrowed from Arabic. Historically they have been variously known as Libyans by the ancient Greeks, as Numidians and Mauri by the Romans, and as Moors by medieval Europeans. Some modern Berbers use Imazighen (singular Amazigh), meaning "free men", to identify themselves ethnically in their native tongue. This is common in Morrocco, but Berbers elsewhere within their original countries mostly use a local, more particular term for themselves, such as Kabyle or Chaoui.

Okay... Berbers are actually people. Buh. Scrolling down and down... i read that Berber names are now banned in the modern times. Well, dont look at me and start banning me coz Berberboo aint a Berber name, kay?

Hmm, at least i count myself lucky im no descendant of Berbers so that i dont have to stay in places like these. And its in the modern era... and you get houses like clay? Hmmmph... =.=

When there is barbarism, there is certainly a berberism. Berberism is a political-cultural movement found mainly in Kabylie. Berberism aspires to the recognition of a distinct Berber identity. Okay... what identity am i missing right now? O.o

Well nevermind about my missing so-called identity. The one and only thing im proud of if im a descendant of the Berbers is...

IM RELATED TO HIM... the one and only ZINEDINE ZIDANE!!! Yesh, surprised? He is a Berber too. =)

Should i be proud to be a Berber? Geez, im not even one but at least i carry some of its heritage. ^^

Always and forever, i shall be Berberboo. =P

In Berberboo's mind : Hehe, truths dont hurt all the time.

Happenings around us

Well, as all we patriotic Malaysians know, our very beloved Prime Minister, i forgot what is his full title la, just call him Pak Lah... Pak Lah is getting married tomorrow (9 June) to Miss Jeanne Abdullah and the marriage is gonna be held at PutraJaya if im not mistaken. Dont blame me for giving wrong info coz i dont read newspapers!!! Or hardly. =.=

First and foremost, i would like to express my heartiest congratulations to Pak Lah coz he chose the most suitable wife for himself. I respect his decision. Even though this is a second marriage for both sides, this couple is definitely a match made in heaven. At least he marries the mother and not the daughters. This shows that he is a better person compared to Datuk K. Wanna know why? Ask yourself how old is Datuk K. compared to his wife Siti Nurhaliza. Huge gap there eh? Say, if Pak Lah is gonna follow all those footsteps left behind by hamsap ministers, he might just get married to say... now single **** ******? Or maybe ***** *****? Who knows. It can be possible since there are old ministers marrying young superstars. Maybe its just publicity and not love, but who am i to judge and speak out too much? Seriously, if another old minister marries a young superstar wife, i might just chop off his wrinkled lan ciao and feed it to the ducks!!! A big sorry to **** and whoever who were trying so hard to woo the old man. You all just lost a fat chance and please go back home and cry emotionally like what i do all the time. Coz, YOU'RE A LOSER. Omg, shush Ber, shush! Ok, im shutting up about the matter. =_=

Once again, CONGRATULATIONS TO PAK LAH AND JEANNE ABDULLAH!!! May God bless your marriage for eternity. =)

Ok...enough about the country's happenings. Just now when i was on my way home, my car followed behind a police patrol car. Then suddenly, at the roundabout, a modified Toyota Corolla supposedly belonged to someone i know off came out from the junction and almost knocked right into the police patrol car. It was a funny sight coz before the Corolla can drive off hurriedly, the police switched on their siren and flashlights and started chasing the Corolla. Poor dear, he just had to stop. And another poor dear, an innocent Toyota Hilux which so happens to be beside the police patrol car also had to stop...coz he was either being a lawful citizen or just being presumptious. ^^ I hope that supposedly friend of mine didnt end up in jail or something. See, thats what happens when you offend a Kopi-O-hunting-police patrol car.

So guys, whenever you see a car with this sign...mind keeping your manners even though you're brought up without any. =) And remember, if they still catch you, flash your wallet at them and shut them up with a RM50 bill. That'll work.

In Berberboo's mind : Poor dear. Haiz. SO BORED at home. Any ideas on what should i do to kill my time? P.s. names being asterisk incase im sued for defamation.

IM ASHAMED...

For once in my life (i bet this has never happened to anyone of you guys out there, unless you have considered a total sex change before which i sincerely should congratulate you with utmost sympathy), i am ashamed to be a WOMAN!!! YES...ASHAMED!!! APPALED!!! Whatever words that can express my humiliation right now, i need it. Mind giving me a thesaurus for my next birthday? 0.o

Wonder whats all the commotion about? Me being ashamed isnt something that happens everyday. Im not the shy shy malu malu type. So...okay. Lets get on with the story.

Out of my daily boredom, i flipped through today's newspaper as i was eating my brunch which consists of Ah Lok's Char Siew Rice...again. Couldnt get enough of it. Then this news which i read caught my eye and i seriously choked on my food. MCB ARR. The news said...

Taken from The Borneo Post, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 pg.11

In Johor Baharu, Cuepacs hopes the government will accept soon the Woman, Family and Community Development Ministry's proposal for longer maternity leave for civil servants......60 days to 84 days.....enable woman to be more productive when they return to work....

WTF...LONGER MATERNITY LEAVE? FROM 60 DAYS TO 84 DAYS? KNNCCB LA...

I know you might be thinking why am i making such a big fuss about it coz im a girl and i AM gonna enjoy the benefits of this in the future when im making babies. BUT WTF... 84 FUCKING DAYS = NEARLY 3 MONTHS. So, for almost 3 months, we dont go to work after shitting out our babies. Okay okay, lets do some Maths here, shall we? If you cant count, get a calculator.

We fuck with our husbands for one night...or maybe a few nights la...then we get pregnant with our beloved child inside...9 WHOLE MONTHS of carrying the baby...you cant do much work when you're pregnant anyways, so you're exempted from heavy jobs...then giving birth to the newborn...3 months maternity leave...start fucking again...pregnant...9 months...baby...3 months maternity leave...ZzZzZz...let the cycle continue for 9 more years till you're satisfied with your very own football team at home. =.=

This seriously means that women do not get to do serious jobs in the office...Or, we're not really working anyways...non-productive. 9 months preggers, 3 months maternity leave...HOW TO BE MORE PRODUCTIVE WHEN THESE WOMEN RETURN TO WORK? They just return to be pregnant once more!!! Maybe women are productive to the country coz WE DO CONTRIBUTE HEAPS to the country to achieve their 70 MILLION population target. Rezeki banyak bah!!! =.= But with all these kids around and women not working and all...how to boost the economy? I ask you, you're gonna ask who? Badawi? Neh, he is too busy with his wedding ceremony which is happening very soon. YOU SEE, HE WANNA MAKE BABIES TOO!!!

So, with women being less productive to the company, i seriously believe...in the future, people wont want to employ women anymore as a workforce to run a company. Which frigging company wants to pay a free 3-months-salary-without-any-output to a woman who is at home for 3 months in every year for 11 years? TELL ME WHICH COMPANY DOES THIS AND I WILL WORK THERE AFTER I GRADUATE!!! So then, we women have no value, no jobs, nothing. Then what am i doing right now to study so hard to get a degree when i know i wont have any job next time? Crazy right?

Well, maybe there's a solution to this. Companies wont employ women who are in the child-bearing age. Say thats women between 18-40 years old, coz women usually stops giving birth at 40. Then we have lots of problems popping up.


Where do the male workers get their eye-candies? No male can resist young flesh in their offices.


Where can you get a secretary who accidentally trips over and 'exposes' everything when she is pouring your morning coffee? Guys would definitely miss that...true or not?


Or where do the Big Bosses or Tau Kehs get their share? You've definitely heard Big Bosses having relationships with the secretary aight? Thats where the word sexcretary comes about.

Tell me which Big Boss wont love these heavenly treasures? NAME ME ONE!!! CAN???


By then, all we end up with are menopausal women in our offices. Looking at us like this. Eh, still wanna fuck me issit??? HUH? By then, even you will feel that fucking your Grandma is a whole better deal.

Tell me, do women at this age attract you? If they do make you feel something right there and then, then you are seriously in love with a shrivelled dried up, dehydrated olive. Or you're simply a nutcase who have just escaped from a mental assylum.

So to the BIG MEN out there, or a little shoutout to all the MEN!!! Lets gather around. Think, think and do more thinking. Get deep into your own thoughts. Ask yourself. Think hard.

Would you want men like these to replace the rightful place of your sexcretary? They wouldnt mind exposing all for you to see too. Buttcracks, anything...you just name it.

So men, exercise your rights right now...SAY NO TO LONGER MATERNITY LEAVE! WE WOMEN WANT OUR JOBS. WE WANT TO WORK. HEY, not as your bitches la. We also want to earn money like you guys too. =.= Equalilty. I wanna be an engineer like other guys too. Without special 'treatments' like extra pay during maternity leave.

SO... WHAT SAY YOU???

In Berberboo's mind : Gee, bear with me. I know i can get a little agitated at times. Just bear with me kay? To mum and dad, HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY!!!

Hmmm...

As boring and dull as life can get, i seriously have nothing to do at home besides pondering over my life-less life and also translating my mum's interview for her research. So, i usually do not read newspapers but i just so happened to flick through yesterday's paper in the Entertainment section, and the faces of Miss Japan greeted me with a smile. Yes, Miss Japan. She won the Miss Universe 2007 which was held in Mexico City.


Miss Riyo Mori during the swimsuit catwalk. She looks kinda short right? LOL. But her scores were the highest during swimsuit competition so...what can i say?


Call this an evening gown? Buh. More like a sleeping gown. Hmmph... Look at her in certain angles...she aint that pretty, right? Maybe its just that Japs make good Pornstars...so...uhm...


Crowned by Miss Universe 2006, Miss Zulekya Rivera of Puerto Rico. Can you see the look of utmost disgust when the Miss Puerto Rico was crowning Miss Japan? She looks so pissed in the photo. Its an irony. One happy, one angered. Omg, did i sense racism in here? What is so wrong when Asians win Miss Universe? We are pretty too!!! =.=

It was reported in Wikipedia that, "As Zuleyka Rivera was crowning Riyo Mori with the official Mikimoto crown, it slipped from her grasp and nearly fell to the floor. Mori was able to catch the crown, which is made of diamonds and pearls and is valued at over $250,000." Hmmph...thats really...something...


Miss Japan. Yes, pretty girl. =) Im glad finally an Asian wins this kind of thing. If not its so boring...Grats to Miss Japan, Miss Riyo Mori once again for being crowned Miss Universe 2007 and making Asians proud.

Okay...so was flicking through more pages...and guessed what i found?

NO NO!!! WHY THE INJUSTICE? Since when they are gay???

Tell me...does Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po look GAY to you? Hell no. Hardgay...dont tell me you watch Teletubbies! They are so cute. LOOK AT THEM!!! Did they ever touch touch each other like gays do in their TV series? Noooo...

Stupid Polish people. Go and die!!!

In Berberboo's mind : Hmmph...so many gay issues around. First you have Brokeback...now Teletubbies...then what?

Mother's Day.

Im not a sourgrape, nor a hypocrite, nor a backstabber but there is certainly one thing i cannot stand, its pretends. Mother's Day, i dunno when did it start existing. You may say, 'Omg, you bitch, you dont appreciate your mum!'. I do appreciate her a lot. But im no hypocrite. Mother's Day has been commercialised for the better of the world's economy. Its a day to waste your money, spend all your hard earn cash, enjoy, eat out, merry making. And the next day you see all the stocks increase. Thats what Mother's Day is about.

On this special day, people will bring their mothers out for dinner, buy them gifts such as shining and expensive jewelries, creamy chocolates, fresh flowers, gift boxes, a nice sumptious cake or maybe just a simple card to show their affection and gratitude towards their mothers. But, does this sign of affection last forever? Hell no. Certain people just 'like' their moms on this special occasion but on other days, they treat their mums like shits. 'Hey mum, where the fuck did you put my shoes?' thats on a normal day. Today it would be, 'Dear mummy, do you happen to know where did you place my shoes? I need them so that i will look good for you today, mummy.' Such bullshitters, hypocrites, liars!!! If you say to your mum 'Fuck, fuck, fuck' everyday, dont try to treat her well on this special day without saying it because she knows best that you are just a filthy liar. You can never lie to your mum.

If you wanna love your mum, love her with all your heart. Love her everyday. Treat her well everyday and not only on Mother's Day. If you want to buy her gifts, its not only on Mother's Day. Other days will make the gifts more special. This can be said the same for Valentine's Day. Okay, for example you visit a new shop and saw a nice bag, buy it for her if you know she likes it. Dont wait till its Mother's Day. Do you have to buy things for your mum once a year only? Fuck you nincompoops. You see a nice cheesecake displaying in Secret Recipe, buy it for her since she loves cakes. Are you gonna wait till its Mother's Day so that you can buy it for her and show, 'Nah, i bought you a lovely cake!' which costs more expensive than normal days. Are you just trying to show off? Dont, coz it will hurt your mum more.

A nice and delicious looking cake. Tell me how much does it cost? Expensive eh?

A diamond heart necklace. Beautiful? Yes, and your mum sure loves it. But make sure you're sincere and not trying to prove how rich you are.

A simple mother's day card. Beautiful and easy. But cant you just express it by mouth?

A big box of assorted chocolates. No wonder you need a big one. Its to last till the next Mother's Day coz you know your mum is too old to consume so much chocolate. Wishful thinking eh?

A cute gift basket!!! But is your sincerity cute enough for your mum?

Well, you shouldnt shower your mum with pressies and such but show how you really feel about her. In the morning when she wakes up, greet her. Give her a big hug. Put on your best smile. Dont quarrel with her over trivial matters. Respect her as she deserves all the respect you can give. Love your mum as she has loved you.

Kiss her like there is no tomorrow. I mean mother-daughter kiss and not lesbos.

See, thats sweet right? Bring that innocence of a sweet young child back into your life and love your mother no matter what she has done to you. There is no place better than the place beside your mother.

And sincerely to all mothers...HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!

In Berberboo's mind : Mummy, i still love you even though you reject certain things that i love doing. I know its for my own good but sometimes, thank you for bearing with me. I love you. *muaks*

Hahaha, feeling gay right now...

Im feeling gay right now... I MEAN ...gay as in happy happy smily smily and not 'GAY' gay which means touching touching of the same sex. That is so not right.

In life, never go up to a person and ask him/her straight in the face whether they are gay. Thats just not right.

I finally realised a certain fact. See all the football teams around. Yea, you have those masculine guys in the teams but what we dont know is that they are sissy inside. I wonder what usually happens in their changing room. HMMM, not gonna think further. =S

I hope Malaysia do not have many of this kind of people. That just sends the chills to my spine. Disgusting. Here is another gay clip, but now its in football.


Happy watching and remember to be gay!!!

In Berberboo's mind : I just love funny clips. =)

Funny shit!

This clip from Youtube is one of the funniest shit ive ever seen on Youtube. OMG, since when law of Physics apply in gang fights? LOL. Thanks to Norman for showing me the clip. =)





Wishful thinking...HEHE...Come here Mr. Man...ewww...gay thugs are just so funny. xD

I just hope gangs in Kuching do not have this kind of things happening between them =D

In Berberboo's mind : I love a little laughter once in a while. Thanks Norman for making me laugh and brighten my day. ^^

No pork?

OMG, the pork issue is on the rise again aint it? One thing i gotta tell, you will never get pork in a shop with the 'Halal' sign, get it? So next time if you are searching for pork wherever you are, whether its in Malaysia or Singapore, look for the 'Halal' logo at the entrance/door. You may never know the consequences if you create an uproar. Like for example the next conversation im going to show you, the Mamak guy almost wanted to call the police when the 2 Chinese guy went over the border.



Enjoyed the conversation? So now...when you wanna eat pork, walk right up to the waiter or waitress in the coffee shop, or better still, go straight and ask the tau keh...

NO PORK?!? And if the answer is positive, get your sorry ass outta there fast. If its negative, then enjoy your pork! xD

But honestly, 'Halal' food dont taste too great. Chinese's the best. And pork too. ^^

In Berberboo's mind : Cant issues just get more sensitive each day? Thanks to Zen for showing me this video.

Take Caution...

Lately, there has been an alarming increase of HIV cases in Kuching. 8 new cases a day, and this includes students, proffesionals and also those doing nothing at home (housewives). Im not gonna say which race dominates the list but its just a caution. Your food vendor in the kopitiam may be HIV positive. He might just cough in your food and those bits and pieces of cells that dropped in your food may cause contamination, and you the eater will admit the virus into your system when you eat the food. Im not saying where, but there are food vendors in Kuching...i really mean our beloved Kuching...who contracts this deadly time-bomb. This is why, make sure your food is always steaming hot, and the hygiene must be damn clean.

Besides that, the toilet bowl you sit on, make sure you wipe them clean with a tissue paper first. Preferably use the squatting toilet. Or you can just stand while peeing if you still prefer the sitting kind.

Boo, i dont like saying this but Malaysians love their water-face. I mean, if you have the disease, let the world know. But NOOOO, all you do as keep your mouth shut and spread the disease to innocent people. And why is that? Because the water from your face is so precious you cannot die without a good name. And why are Malaysians so cb? You guys brand people who are unfortunate. For example, a guy has HIV. He tells the world so that people can take precautions when working with him. But what do we do? WE SHUN THE POOR GUY AWAY!!! Cant we be open minded like the Westerners? They can accept this kind of people in their society, work with them, co-operate with them so that they feel accepted in the society. I seriously think the main reason people in Malaysia do not want to confess is because they wont be accepted in the society anymore if they were honest! You see, for us...HONESTY PAYS!!! HELL, IN A DIFFERENT WAY!!!

Let me tell you a story. Its a true story. My mum's friend, a nurse in the hospital was working during the SARS period. I know you all remember that horrible time. Okay, back to the nurse. She works in the hospital, and she is under quarantine as she works with the patients. Everytime when she goes back home, whenever her neighbors saw her car, they all shut their windows and doors. No contact with friends or relative. Its like you're the carrier. Even her husband had a bad time. Business aint doing well coz the customers caught wind that the wife is a nurse in the hospital. So there you see the mentality of us Malaysians. We are proud to be Malaysians. Yea, proud to be this.

I just dont know what the world has become. I just dont know...

In Berberboo's mind : Why are we Malaysians like that? We cant accept facts at all...

Posers

This is the real Initial D AE86. Cool eh?

As you all know, Malaysians are well known for being called 'posers'. This is yours truly Malaysian AE86.

First, we have Malaysian Idol from the famous American Idol. Then we have Malaysia's Next Top Model from America's Next Top Model. And then, we have some car thingy in line with the Pimp My Ride series. What next?

The Sarimah Ibrahim Show? Laugh for Giggles? The Appendix? WWE-World Walking Entertainment? Or maybe Santubong Beach?

Who knows what we might come up with.

In Berberboo's mind : Haha, we are posers. Not proud of it in certain ways, but im proud coz we take criticism well. THICK SKIN!!!

The world is getting to be a better place.

Lets see, men these days opted to have urinals in their homes. Funny aint it? Isnt the toilet enough?

Let It Flow - Men Want Urinals In Their Homes

CHICO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Urinals aren't just for men's restrooms anymore: More and more guys are opting to install them in their homes.

That's according to the folks at the online home improvement retailer Improvementdirect.com, who regularly sell the stand-up toilets to male do-it-yourselfers.

Divisional assistant Amy Davison has fielded some of the calls from guys installing home urinals and estimates 70 percent of them want one in a special color to match their bathroom decor.

For instance, one man who was building a sports bar in his home wanted to outfit the room with a black and silver urinal to match the sporty color scheme.

Not many men explain why they want a home urinal, but Davison figures for them, "it's a treat. "

But she does add that some guys have mentioned they want the urinals, "so my wife can't go there."

And then there is this joke teaching you how to speak chinese in just five minutes. All you have to do is read out loud the phrases on the right. No cheating.

English Phrase / Chinese Translation

1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong

2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao

4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King

5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan

7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni

8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat

9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim

10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King

12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo

14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka

15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

Omg, thats evil of me. Haha.

And another one, the judges in the States are using some of these. Hahaha.

Things That Sound Dirty in Law

1. Have you looked through her briefs?

2. He is one hard judge.

3. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

4. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

5. Is it a penal offense?

6. Better leave the handcuffs on.

7. For $200 an hour, she better be good.

8. Can you get him to drop his suit?

9. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

10. Think you can get me off?

This world is definitely a good place to live in. And the fun is getting better.

In Berberboo's mind : Something aint nothing, right?