Suddenly, out of the blues...

It seems that weird people are suddenly sprouting out like mushrooms just because its nearing the 7th Month. That is for the Chinese, you know very well what month it is. But why all the sudden coincidence when it comes to the 7th Month? Is their little circuit in the brain really haywire? Or are they just fooling around with me? Buh you!!!

Was having a chat with 2 of my guy friends, X and Y ( identity disclosed because err... its not good to say their names ) recently. We were talking about something 'serious' when all of the sudden something they said got me agitated coz it really hit on my nerves that time (You know how agitated i can be ). So thats where it all began. Well anyways... this was how the convo went :

Me : Oi, say that one more time and i go tok your lan ciao off.
X : Aiyo, dont tok mine lar, tok Y's.
Y : Why me? You cannot meh?
X : Cannot worr.
Me : Whats wrong with yours? Tok tok all the same bah. Just tok nia la.
X : Cannot... You tok mine, nothing left. Tok Y's one, still will have something left mar.
Y : WOI WOI, HOW YOU KNOW MINE GOT SOMETHING LEFT AND YOURS DONT LERR?
Me : Wah lao... dont tell me you tried liaw lorr???
X : No la. I know his will leave something... Coz i know Y's one is longer, % inches long ( was dead serious when he said it )... haha.
Y and Me : WTF...

End.

Ps. Tok is chop. Lan ciao is dick.

I was a little pissed at first coz they made my problem seemed so trivial. But then, it suddenly dawned on me that it was funny. And it so happens that they just wanted to cheer me up. LOL. Okay, joke accepted. But still, if it isnt a made up and indeed true... what would Y feel?

So guys, what would you do when your friend knows the length of your lan ciao? And he isnt your very very good friend either. What would you do? Question his intentions or sexuality?

Let me know okay? Leave comments. That helps. ^^

I suddenly feel that these 2 guys are weird... but they are good friends though. =)

In Berberboo's mind : Alistair is fine. Back home already. My Ah Ma almost went to meet God this afternoon, but she made it back on earth again. Pray that she is gonna be fine and dont let her suffer so much. My uncle is having profuse bleeding in his intestines. 7 liters of blood and still he is fighting on. I admire him. Dear friends and readers, do pray for the speedy recovery, well ya? Thanks a lot. God bless you all too.

Hahaha, feeling gay right now...

Im feeling gay right now... I MEAN ...gay as in happy happy smily smily and not 'GAY' gay which means touching touching of the same sex. That is so not right.

In life, never go up to a person and ask him/her straight in the face whether they are gay. Thats just not right.

I finally realised a certain fact. See all the football teams around. Yea, you have those masculine guys in the teams but what we dont know is that they are sissy inside. I wonder what usually happens in their changing room. HMMM, not gonna think further. =S

I hope Malaysia do not have many of this kind of people. That just sends the chills to my spine. Disgusting. Here is another gay clip, but now its in football.


Happy watching and remember to be gay!!!

In Berberboo's mind : I just love funny clips. =)

Funny shit!

This clip from Youtube is one of the funniest shit ive ever seen on Youtube. OMG, since when law of Physics apply in gang fights? LOL. Thanks to Norman for showing me the clip. =)





Wishful thinking...HEHE...Come here Mr. Man...ewww...gay thugs are just so funny. xD

I just hope gangs in Kuching do not have this kind of things happening between them =D

In Berberboo's mind : I love a little laughter once in a while. Thanks Norman for making me laugh and brighten my day. ^^

No pork?

OMG, the pork issue is on the rise again aint it? One thing i gotta tell, you will never get pork in a shop with the 'Halal' sign, get it? So next time if you are searching for pork wherever you are, whether its in Malaysia or Singapore, look for the 'Halal' logo at the entrance/door. You may never know the consequences if you create an uproar. Like for example the next conversation im going to show you, the Mamak guy almost wanted to call the police when the 2 Chinese guy went over the border.



Enjoyed the conversation? So now...when you wanna eat pork, walk right up to the waiter or waitress in the coffee shop, or better still, go straight and ask the tau keh...

NO PORK?!? And if the answer is positive, get your sorry ass outta there fast. If its negative, then enjoy your pork! xD

But honestly, 'Halal' food dont taste too great. Chinese's the best. And pork too. ^^

In Berberboo's mind : Cant issues just get more sensitive each day? Thanks to Zen for showing me this video.

This is really good for LAUGHS.

Thanks to June, she sent me a link to a website. Content is damn funny. Hahahaha, couldnt stop laughing.

http://www.missizzy.org/2007/04/11/mensa-invitational/

Anyway, here are the contents.

Mensa Invitational

The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition.

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders thesubject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

2. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts untilyou realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the dayconsuming only things that are good for you.

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just afteryou’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

OMG, OMG, IM GONNA DIE LAUGHING!!!

In Berberboo's mind : A laughter a day keeps your stress away.