It seems that weird people are suddenly sprouting out like mushrooms just because its nearing the 7th Month. That is for the Chinese, you know very well what month it is. But why all the sudden coincidence when it comes to the 7th Month? Is their little circuit in the brain really haywire? Or are they just fooling around with me? Buh you!!!
Was having a chat with 2 of my guy friends, X and Y ( identity disclosed because err... its not good to say their names ) recently. We were talking about something 'serious' when all of the sudden something they said got me agitated coz it really hit on my nerves that time (You know how agitated i can be ). So thats where it all began. Well anyways... this was how the convo went :
Me : Oi, say that one more time and i go tok your lan ciao off.
X : Aiyo, dont tok mine lar, tok Y's.
Y : Why me? You cannot meh?
X : Cannot worr.
Me : Whats wrong with yours? Tok tok all the same bah. Just tok nia la.
X : Cannot... You tok mine, nothing left. Tok Y's one, still will have something left mar.
Y : WOI WOI, HOW YOU KNOW MINE GOT SOMETHING LEFT AND YOURS DONT LERR?
Me : Wah lao... dont tell me you tried liaw lorr???
X : No la. I know his will leave something... Coz i know Y's one is longer, % inches long ( was dead serious when he said it )... haha.
Y and Me : WTF...
End.
Ps. Tok is chop. Lan ciao is dick.
I was a little pissed at first coz they made my problem seemed so trivial. But then, it suddenly dawned on me that it was funny. And it so happens that they just wanted to cheer me up. LOL. Okay, joke accepted. But still, if it isnt a made up and indeed true... what would Y feel?
So guys, what would you do when your friend knows the length of your lan ciao? And he isnt your very very good friend either. What would you do? Question his intentions or sexuality?
Let me know okay? Leave comments. That helps. ^^
I suddenly feel that these 2 guys are weird... but they are good friends though. =)
In Berberboo's mind : Alistair is fine. Back home already. My Ah Ma almost went to meet God this afternoon, but she made it back on earth again. Pray that she is gonna be fine and dont let her suffer so much. My uncle is having profuse bleeding in his intestines. 7 liters of blood and still he is fighting on. I admire him. Dear friends and readers, do pray for the speedy recovery, well ya? Thanks a lot. God bless you all too.
Was having a chat with 2 of my guy friends, X and Y ( identity disclosed because err... its not good to say their names ) recently. We were talking about something 'serious' when all of the sudden something they said got me agitated coz it really hit on my nerves that time (You know how agitated i can be ). So thats where it all began. Well anyways... this was how the convo went :
Me : Oi, say that one more time and i go tok your lan ciao off.
X : Aiyo, dont tok mine lar, tok Y's.
Y : Why me? You cannot meh?
X : Cannot worr.
Me : Whats wrong with yours? Tok tok all the same bah. Just tok nia la.
X : Cannot... You tok mine, nothing left. Tok Y's one, still will have something left mar.
Y : WOI WOI, HOW YOU KNOW MINE GOT SOMETHING LEFT AND YOURS DONT LERR?
Me : Wah lao... dont tell me you tried liaw lorr???
X : No la. I know his will leave something... Coz i know Y's one is longer, % inches long ( was dead serious when he said it )... haha.
Y and Me : WTF...
End.
Ps. Tok is chop. Lan ciao is dick.
I was a little pissed at first coz they made my problem seemed so trivial. But then, it suddenly dawned on me that it was funny. And it so happens that they just wanted to cheer me up. LOL. Okay, joke accepted. But still, if it isnt a made up and indeed true... what would Y feel?
So guys, what would you do when your friend knows the length of your lan ciao? And he isnt your very very good friend either. What would you do? Question his intentions or sexuality?
Let me know okay? Leave comments. That helps. ^^
I suddenly feel that these 2 guys are weird... but they are good friends though. =)
In Berberboo's mind : Alistair is fine. Back home already. My Ah Ma almost went to meet God this afternoon, but she made it back on earth again. Pray that she is gonna be fine and dont let her suffer so much. My uncle is having profuse bleeding in his intestines. 7 liters of blood and still he is fighting on. I admire him. Dear friends and readers, do pray for the speedy recovery, well ya? Thanks a lot. God bless you all too.
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