Perodua Cars... from the Jungle?

Perodua cars... its family of seven, comprises of 5 little slow-mos, a big brother to take care of the brood of kiddies, and a big sister to nag at those kiddies. Yesh, this lil kiddies are extremely annoying. What can we do when they are born from mother nature as in err... should i say a jungle in Rawang, Selangor? Hmm... do we even have jungles in Selangor? O.o Or is it all concrete? Okay, enough about the jungle businesses. Im here to talk about the little kiddies and their siblings, not their behaviours.

I find the youngest in the family the most annoying of them all. Especially when they are illegally modified so that they can even outrun a Toyota Celica aka Silly Car, which i can assure its far more illegible to race about on the road. They cut in and cut out on the road... farts non stop till sometimes you can always hear a psst psst when they run pass you, and also have those headshaking ecstacy noises blasted from them. Which kiddy am i talking about? Well, its none other than the Perodua Kancil. Yea, the smallest of the brood. Kancil is actually mousedeer. So you know how small is a mousedeer, so then you can figure out the size of a Kancil, except that when the size of a Kancil materializes in your mind, try multiplying that size around 50-80 times. AHHH, thats a Perodua Kancil's size!!! So you see, we very innovative Malaysians decided to name the smallest Malaysian made car using the name of the smallest little jungle deer we have here. Proud eh? You know, drive at a very high speed in this mousedeer, go over the bump on the road, i swear you can fly a few metres. Trust me, its worth believing coz ive seen it before. xD

We are extremely proud of this little deer. Aww cutie... come come for a huggies!!! =.=

Look at them. Any similarities??? No??? OMG... look at their eyes/headlights... dont you see that blank gong gong look in them? No? Sigh.

Well, lets see the da ge of them all. Perodua Rusa aka Perodua Deer. He is the brother of mousedeer. Both of them live in the jungle, tamed and taken care of Tarzan from Selangor. If you need bigger space, do look for the deer and not the mousedeer. Coz the mousedeer is so small whereas the deer, well more spacious i can say... buttt... still underpowered as usual. It seems Malaysia never made any powerful enough cars. There's where you see the little mousedeers trying to fluff their feathers ( modify ) and beat their big brothers. Congrats kiddy, mummy is so proud of you!!!

Deer or dear? Well, deer meat taste great. Driving a deer? Hmmm... 2/5?

See that fierce look in the big brother's eyes. He is mad... so mad. Sigh. Dont be mad la tai ko, your xiao di di is just having some fun.

Next comes the unwanted child in the family, the Perodua Kenari aka Canary. Yea, why bird in the first place? Dont expect a mother deer to adopt a bird. Siaw arr you? They should seriously name it Kijang ( but the name belongs to another car already ), or maybe Gazelle? Perodua Gazelle? Gee... Perodua Cow sounds so much better. ^^ But seriously i think Kenari is a total outsider to the family. Coz look at the design. The eyes are so round... thats weird. The height... its so tall. Off balance you know. Everytime i drive behind a canary when on the road, i always fear the safety of the passenger everytime they turn a corner or at the roundabout. Coz honestly, when you see the car from behind, it tilts to an angle that seems like its gonna turnover any minute. SCARY YOU KNOW!!! Especially when it is cruising at high speed... OMG. How i wish it can fly like the real canary. GO KENARI FLY!!!

Canaries that can fly.

Kenari that is not meant to fly, but wants so much to take off and fly too.

Last but not least is the Perodua Kelisa aka Arowana. I think this one arr, is the cousin la. Even though its supposed to be a fish, it cant swim at all. You masuk air in the engine, i swear that you sure can throw your car in the scrap metal dump there la. The car is quite powerful for a small body. 1.0 cc if im not mistaken. Hehe, but cant outrun my baby anyhow. ^^ Unless you modify the fins and its tail la, then im sure it can even outrun a Ferrari. Well, this stunning beauty, stunning la... come on la give support to your Malaysian cars. =P This car... can err... its cute. ^^

One of this fishie...

Can buy few of this cutie. ^^

By the way, the other siblings, My-Vi and Kembara. Well, they have their flaws, but at least they dont originate from the jungle. =D No more jungle cars on the road okies? No la, just kidding.

I was thinking, how come a police car... those kancil ones... they can outrun any car on the road. JPJ give them permission to modify is it? CHIS PUNYA PEOPLE. I wanna tint my car also have to go through so many shits. Cis cis.

In Berberboo's mind : I love love my baby. =D