Speaking of typos...

Few days ago, i attended some Yayasan Sarawak launching for online payment thingy at Hilton Kuching. One thing i got to say about the event is... VIPs are always late (duh!!!, not surprising) but then, this time, they finish early too!!! Wheeee... hahaha... they learn to speak less and speak more sense in their speeches. Kudos kudos... But as usual la, people would hardly pay attention to the speeches... i only did listen to what YB Adenan Satem had to say... then my attention divert elsewhere when it was YB Awang Tengah's turn. Damn, im bad. Lolz... so i was just flipping through the pamphlet that they gave us and Siaw Yin showed me something...

Haha... okay... dont look at my hair pores... i know they are damn ugly and look like they belong to pigs... but buh... dont care la... so what hairy... hairy people are smart... lol... I was wondering, this is a government published pamphlet and then, they just had to print some wee bit mistake... and i laughed so loud during the speech... HAHAHAHAHA... i mean... shouldnt fax be faks? and not Fak? First thought was FUCK!!! lol... and Siaw Yin was ssshhing me all the time... aduh... sorry la... too boring ler...

Okay enough about fuck... eh... fak...

I love eating those dry dry sotong that they usually sell during Chinese New Year... so then... the other day, i decided to buy a pack to munch while watching tv... then... i was like shit... suppose to lose weight ler... dammit... gotta check how much calories a pack contain... so i flipped over and check the label... and after scanning the diet and nutrition facts crap part... i looked at the ingredients... and and... i was like huh???


See that... Ramuan:... Cabal... now wtf is Cabal? First thing i thought was... my Cabal Online game... then... i did the comparison thing with the English version...

Sotong = Cuttlefish
Gula = sugar
Garam = Salt
Lada = Pepper

and the last was... and it got to be it...

Cabal = Chilli

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... now i know what i have been playing all the time...

CABAL ONLINE = CHILLI ONLINE

i have been playing with chillies all along... NO WONDER I FEEL SO DAMN 'HOT' EVERYTIME I PLAY THE GAME... zzzz...

dear cabalists out there... do you know you have been playing chillies all these while? no right? haha... how many of you know that cabal is chilli? O.o

In Berberboo's mind: I never knew i could hurt like this... seeing him... spoils everything... im gonna lose my baby...

I MISS SOMEONE!!!

I miss someone... i miss someone... i miss someone... haih...

And that fortunate person is none other than my HoneyGirl... lol

I miss her... she went back to Penang yesterday with her mum... so now... no more cute cute people to disturb anymore... haih... how to relieve stress now ar??? haihhh...

I still remember that time when i visited her in my aunt's house last week. We were sort of disturbing her, since she loves to talk... so we asked her lots and lots of questions... and that got me to laugh till my tummy hurts so bad!!!

First, we asked her where she got her curly hair from... well this is how the conversation went:

Me: Girl ar, where you get your curly hair from?
HG: Dunno ar...
Me: Is it from your mummy? But her hair is straight le...
HG: I dunno worr...
Me: What about daddy le? You get your curly hair from your daddy?
HG: No no... not from daddy... daddy no hair!!!
Me: Ha???
My Father: What about uncle le?
HG: Uncle also no hair... so if daddy no hair, how come i can get curly hair from him le?
Me: *LAUGHING MY ASS OFF*

Now thats what i call smart. LOL... ^^ This is because my dad and her dad is bald... so you dont expect a 2 year old to know what bald is. They only know botak la... hahaha...

And another incident that got me laughing so bad was... little HoneyGirl was sitting on the floor playing with toys... suddenly, someone crept up behind her... before we could manage to call her name... she turned behind, gave us her 'im having a shock of my life' kind of look, stood up and ran under the dining table and hide. Then she wouldnt come out, but kept staring and peeping from under the table clothes at us. HER EYES ARE SHINING IN THE DARK. You know, like when you lose a marble aka guli somewhere, and then you see it sort of shimmery and shining in the dark? Its exactly like that la!!! HAHAHA... im mean... After a few moments, well, say a good 10 minutes or so, she came out like normal. HAHAHA... thats funny... ^^ she pretended nothing happen... lol

Man i missed her so much. Her effing cuteness... and those huge huge eyes... damn i want someone with huge eyes right now... =X

Any huge eyes plus cute people wanna accompany me to relieve stress after a stupid stupid Mechanics exam? =.=

Truths about Marriage

I found something in my mail a few days back from Wee Liang. It is something about marriage, though over-exaggerated, i still think it has a lot of truth in it. Let me share the contents with you... since i could not type so much now, my arms still hurt. =X

Sigh... marriage is indeed one joyous occasion. After that... its hell. No wonder Mr. George Tan said getting married isnt a good thing. No wonder many people remain single these days.

Seriously, nowadays... you always hear people calling their lovers piggy, moomoo, mumu, bunny, cupcake, sweetie pie and all those sweet sweet names. After marriage, it will be just Eh Eh. =.=

Gah, but if i said i want to remain single... im telling you a big lie. =X

Oh the JOYS OF MARRIAGE... and getting more joyful each day......

So wrong... but cool anyways...

Well, i got this sudden taste of freedom for 2 hours... so i decided to check out what ive missed in friend's blogs and all. Came across the most... err... how you call it? RIDICULOUS? Dunno... just found a rather 'interesting' video in Kari's blog. Haha.

Before you click the play button, i must warn you, this is not suitable for those extremely horny people like err... judge yourself, dont wanna call post any names. I had to admit that i thought 'otherwise' when i watched the video. But hey... ITS FREAKING OBVIOUS OKAY? If you dont think horny, you're not normal la. Either that or you are damn slow and blur blur.

This is like so cool... one of the nicest, hillarious and err... mind stimulating videos ever. So enjoy it. =D

In Berberboo's mind: Do you even care about me at all? Why are you just standing there watching people make fun of me?

How to Annoy a Teacher

I read this article... well actually its some sort of essay we need to complete in my Academic Writing class. Its pretty funny though... why would an academic subject teach us to annoy teachers? Oh wells, at least they have come to their senses that TEACHERS DO NEED some annoying brats like us so that their life wont be that BOOOring. =D I added in some add-ons... enjoy.

It is quite easy to annoy a teacher - even the most patient, kind-hearted teacher in the world(Ms Marlene, Ms Cordelia, Mr Yong, Doc Lee) - if you follow these simple steps.

First, always come to class just a little late (Izzu, Jeff, ???). Second, make as much noise as possible as you enter the room (Izzu again =D). Next, greet all your friends with a cheerful wave (Berber) - or even better, with a shouted greeting (Izzu again). Finally, slam your heavy backpack down on the floor next to your desk and do a few stretching exercises (Hmm). (After all, you will be sitting still for the next hour or so!) Before you sit down, make a big, gaping yawn and take your seat (Sleeping God, Norman... ).

As soon as the lesson begins, raise your hand and ask to be excused to go to the restroom. When you return, be sure to slam the door, and again, make as much noise as possible while taking your seat (Hmm... no one gua...). In the next few minutes, turn the pages of your book noisily, search in your backpack for a pencil, ask your neighbor if you can borrow an eraser, and announce in a loud voice that you cannot find your homework-- or even... you didnt do your homework! ( i guess too many names to mention xD). Then, raise your hand and ask to be excused to look for it in your locker... or car... or house...

If the teacher should happen to call on you during the class, mumble an answer.When he or she asks you to speak up, mumble again-- maybe a little louder this time, but still not loud enough to be heard. If the teacher dares to ask you a third time, give a loud and clear answer (shout at the teacher!) to the previous question-- the one your classmate answered a minute ago--and smile smugly as you do so.

In conclusion, if these techniques do not achieve the desired results, you can always fold your arms across your desk, put your head down, and take a nap. Just do not forget to snore!!!

No wonder Ms Adriana hates people sleeping in her classes. xD Sleeping God arr... dont sleep liaw lorrr... =P

Aiseh... i wanna start pointing my fingers at people liaw le... haha... cannot stand it la... good tips... but old tips already le... maybe got any new ideas? Tell me? Haha...

In Berberboo's mind : Thanks to you, im safe and dry.

Suddenly, out of the blues...

It seems that weird people are suddenly sprouting out like mushrooms just because its nearing the 7th Month. That is for the Chinese, you know very well what month it is. But why all the sudden coincidence when it comes to the 7th Month? Is their little circuit in the brain really haywire? Or are they just fooling around with me? Buh you!!!

Was having a chat with 2 of my guy friends, X and Y ( identity disclosed because err... its not good to say their names ) recently. We were talking about something 'serious' when all of the sudden something they said got me agitated coz it really hit on my nerves that time (You know how agitated i can be ). So thats where it all began. Well anyways... this was how the convo went :

Me : Oi, say that one more time and i go tok your lan ciao off.
X : Aiyo, dont tok mine lar, tok Y's.
Y : Why me? You cannot meh?
X : Cannot worr.
Me : Whats wrong with yours? Tok tok all the same bah. Just tok nia la.
X : Cannot... You tok mine, nothing left. Tok Y's one, still will have something left mar.
Y : WOI WOI, HOW YOU KNOW MINE GOT SOMETHING LEFT AND YOURS DONT LERR?
Me : Wah lao... dont tell me you tried liaw lorr???
X : No la. I know his will leave something... Coz i know Y's one is longer, % inches long ( was dead serious when he said it )... haha.
Y and Me : WTF...

End.

Ps. Tok is chop. Lan ciao is dick.

I was a little pissed at first coz they made my problem seemed so trivial. But then, it suddenly dawned on me that it was funny. And it so happens that they just wanted to cheer me up. LOL. Okay, joke accepted. But still, if it isnt a made up and indeed true... what would Y feel?

So guys, what would you do when your friend knows the length of your lan ciao? And he isnt your very very good friend either. What would you do? Question his intentions or sexuality?

Let me know okay? Leave comments. That helps. ^^

I suddenly feel that these 2 guys are weird... but they are good friends though. =)

In Berberboo's mind : Alistair is fine. Back home already. My Ah Ma almost went to meet God this afternoon, but she made it back on earth again. Pray that she is gonna be fine and dont let her suffer so much. My uncle is having profuse bleeding in his intestines. 7 liters of blood and still he is fighting on. I admire him. Dear friends and readers, do pray for the speedy recovery, well ya? Thanks a lot. God bless you all too.