I read this article... well actually its some sort of essay we need to complete in my Academic Writing class. Its pretty funny though... why would an academic subject teach us to annoy teachers? Oh wells, at least they have come to their senses that TEACHERS DO NEED some annoying brats like us so that their life wont be that BOOOring. =D I added in some add-ons... enjoy.
It is quite easy to annoy a teacher - even the most patient, kind-hearted teacher in the world(Ms Marlene, Ms Cordelia, Mr Yong, Doc Lee) - if you follow these simple steps.
First, always come to class just a little late (Izzu, Jeff, ???). Second, make as much noise as possible as you enter the room (Izzu again =D). Next, greet all your friends with a cheerful wave (Berber) - or even better, with a shouted greeting (Izzu again). Finally, slam your heavy backpack down on the floor next to your desk and do a few stretching exercises (Hmm). (After all, you will be sitting still for the next hour or so!) Before you sit down, make a big, gaping yawn and take your seat (Sleeping God, Norman... ).
As soon as the lesson begins, raise your hand and ask to be excused to go to the restroom. When you return, be sure to slam the door, and again, make as much noise as possible while taking your seat (Hmm... no one gua...). In the next few minutes, turn the pages of your book noisily, search in your backpack for a pencil, ask your neighbor if you can borrow an eraser, and announce in a loud voice that you cannot find your homework-- or even... you didnt do your homework! ( i guess too many names to mention xD). Then, raise your hand and ask to be excused to look for it in your locker... or car... or house...
If the teacher should happen to call on you during the class, mumble an answer.When he or she asks you to speak up, mumble again-- maybe a little louder this time, but still not loud enough to be heard. If the teacher dares to ask you a third time, give a loud and clear answer (shout at the teacher!) to the previous question-- the one your classmate answered a minute ago--and smile smugly as you do so.
In conclusion, if these techniques do not achieve the desired results, you can always fold your arms across your desk, put your head down, and take a nap. Just do not forget to snore!!!
No wonder Ms Adriana hates people sleeping in her classes. xD Sleeping God arr... dont sleep liaw lorrr... =P
Aiseh... i wanna start pointing my fingers at people liaw le... haha... cannot stand it la... good tips... but old tips already le... maybe got any new ideas? Tell me? Haha...
In Berberboo's mind : Thanks to you, im safe and dry.
It is quite easy to annoy a teacher - even the most patient, kind-hearted teacher in the world(Ms Marlene, Ms Cordelia, Mr Yong, Doc Lee) - if you follow these simple steps.
First, always come to class just a little late (Izzu, Jeff, ???). Second, make as much noise as possible as you enter the room (Izzu again =D). Next, greet all your friends with a cheerful wave (Berber) - or even better, with a shouted greeting (Izzu again). Finally, slam your heavy backpack down on the floor next to your desk and do a few stretching exercises (Hmm). (After all, you will be sitting still for the next hour or so!) Before you sit down, make a big, gaping yawn and take your seat (Sleeping God, Norman... ).
As soon as the lesson begins, raise your hand and ask to be excused to go to the restroom. When you return, be sure to slam the door, and again, make as much noise as possible while taking your seat (Hmm... no one gua...). In the next few minutes, turn the pages of your book noisily, search in your backpack for a pencil, ask your neighbor if you can borrow an eraser, and announce in a loud voice that you cannot find your homework-- or even... you didnt do your homework! ( i guess too many names to mention xD). Then, raise your hand and ask to be excused to look for it in your locker... or car... or house...
If the teacher should happen to call on you during the class, mumble an answer.When he or she asks you to speak up, mumble again-- maybe a little louder this time, but still not loud enough to be heard. If the teacher dares to ask you a third time, give a loud and clear answer (shout at the teacher!) to the previous question-- the one your classmate answered a minute ago--and smile smugly as you do so.
In conclusion, if these techniques do not achieve the desired results, you can always fold your arms across your desk, put your head down, and take a nap. Just do not forget to snore!!!
No wonder Ms Adriana hates people sleeping in her classes. xD Sleeping God arr... dont sleep liaw lorrr... =P
Aiseh... i wanna start pointing my fingers at people liaw le... haha... cannot stand it la... good tips... but old tips already le... maybe got any new ideas? Tell me? Haha...
In Berberboo's mind : Thanks to you, im safe and dry.
1 comment:
Well that might be the reason why every teacher in the school hates us, there are better tricks though, like coming into class 20 minetes late while the acher is in the middle of a lectur, slam the door, tell some peaple hi, sit down at your desk(feet on the dask of course) get out a cooking and start munching. When asked why you are late tell them you were teaching your imagenary friend how to roller skate. And when asked why you are eatingtell them you missed your (say the time two minutes ago)snack break.
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