Friday, June 8, 2007

Happenings around us

Well, as all we patriotic Malaysians know, our very beloved Prime Minister, i forgot what is his full title la, just call him Pak Lah... Pak Lah is getting married tomorrow (9 June) to Miss Jeanne Abdullah and the marriage is gonna be held at PutraJaya if im not mistaken. Dont blame me for giving wrong info coz i dont read newspapers!!! Or hardly. =.=

First and foremost, i would like to express my heartiest congratulations to Pak Lah coz he chose the most suitable wife for himself. I respect his decision. Even though this is a second marriage for both sides, this couple is definitely a match made in heaven. At least he marries the mother and not the daughters. This shows that he is a better person compared to Datuk K. Wanna know why? Ask yourself how old is Datuk K. compared to his wife Siti Nurhaliza. Huge gap there eh? Say, if Pak Lah is gonna follow all those footsteps left behind by hamsap ministers, he might just get married to say... now single **** ******? Or maybe ***** *****? Who knows. It can be possible since there are old ministers marrying young superstars. Maybe its just publicity and not love, but who am i to judge and speak out too much? Seriously, if another old minister marries a young superstar wife, i might just chop off his wrinkled lan ciao and feed it to the ducks!!! A big sorry to **** and whoever who were trying so hard to woo the old man. You all just lost a fat chance and please go back home and cry emotionally like what i do all the time. Coz, YOU'RE A LOSER. Omg, shush Ber, shush! Ok, im shutting up about the matter. =_=


Once again, CONGRATULATIONS TO PAK LAH AND JEANNE ABDULLAH!!! May God bless your marriage for eternity. =)

Ok...enough about the country's happenings. Just now when i was on my way home, my car followed behind a police patrol car. Then suddenly, at the roundabout, a modified Toyota Corolla supposedly belonged to someone i know off came out from the junction and almost knocked right into the police patrol car. It was a funny sight coz before the Corolla can drive off hurriedly, the police switched on their siren and flashlights and started chasing the Corolla. Poor dear, he just had to stop. And another poor dear, an innocent Toyota Hilux which so happens to be beside the police patrol car also had to stop...coz he was either being a lawful citizen or just being presumptious. ^^ I hope that supposedly friend of mine didnt end up in jail or something. See, thats what happens when you offend a Kopi-O-hunting-police patrol car.


So guys, whenever you see a car with this sign...mind keeping your manners even though you're brought up without any. =) And remember, if they still catch you, flash your wallet at them and shut them up with a RM50 bill. That'll work.

In Berberboo's mind : Poor dear. Haiz. SO BORED at home. Any ideas on what should i do to kill my time? P.s. names being asterisk incase im sued for defamation.

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