Saturday, June 9, 2007

Emo-madness

Being emotional is something i cannot cover up. Its an inborn feeling which surfaces when you are extremely down, stress or maybe its what you feel everyday if your just plain emo. So, when you're emo...you can do lots and lots of things. For example, the milder version... the emo-victims will listen to emo songs for a certain period of time, or maybe just lock herself/himself up in her room without having any conversations, eating or even sleeping. Or maybe, a 2 hour-long shower which wastes a lot of water mind wash away your emo-ness. Mind the amount of water you're using coz you need some explanations when your dad goes ballistic over the water bill. Some tend to drink hard liquor to erase their sorrows. Just like what Koreans use to do, drink... drink... drown your sorrows and forget the world. The hangover will make you forget everything. ^^ Or to extreme emo dudes, get a knife, something sharp or anything, and start hurting yourself, cut yourself, scratch your skin with the tip of the blade. Or maybe, you can just get in a car parked at your porch, drive aimlessly around till you crash into somewhere unconciously and die silently. That might help, but that cost lots. I mean, your life aint the problem. The huge problem is you have just crashed your mum's car. That totally sucks.

Well, let me show you how being emo is.


Go around town, when hanging out with your friends, just start crying. Crying for no reasons, or reasons you cant explain. This will let people know that you're feeling emo at that instance.


Get a haircut that covers your eyes whether partially or fully. So now you know all those dudes and dudettes around with this kinda hairstyle, you know they are actually emo. So, should i change my hairstyle to emo-kind? Opinions, anyone?


This is what an emo person feels. Their heart is so fragile. The moment you touch it, its gonna break if not handled with care. So, guys and girls... im sad to say, being emo just sucks. You get your heart broken so easily... just like me.


Get a blood red tattoo of the word 'Emo'. Stamp it anywhere, as long as people can see it. Or maybe, just get a knife to carve it out from your flesh. The pain is great, yea, just try it.


Draw a line at your wrist. Remember to use a sharp blade to slice it or it will be damn painful if you're using a blunt blade. The gore, oh shit... thats overdoing.


When you're over the edge, this is how you will end up being. An emo faggot. So dont overdo your emo-dity (ahem, new word ^^). You will look like a complete idiot walking around the streets looking like the gay above.


By then, even the little kittens will know you're emo. So beware of little kitties if you're trying to live an emo life.


But always remember, you're not alone in this world. Cows are emo too. So be their friend. Stop eating beef (beef noodles, steak, burger) and drink milk. Always remember, cows = emo kids best friend.

So, in the end... i feel like im gonna give up being emo. Not to say totally, but not over-doing it to look like emo-nerds. I dont wanna be so extreme anymore. Mild one will do. But i dont mind the hairstyle though. ^^

In Berberboo's mind : Being emo is fun at times, but sucky too. Giving up being too serious emo-ly is a good path to take aight? =)

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