Annoying Habits ~ Part 1.

Annoying habits really are pain in the asses. Not only they drive you mad, that madness can linger around for hours till days if you cant get over it. Today, Im gonna talk about the annoying habits that we Malaysians have. And believe me, im not gonna be so 'polite' in my language because some of them really deserve some good beatings on their bums.

#1. The first habit that i find extremely irritating is when we Malaysians just love to honk everytime we visit somebody at their house. When the car arrives and pulls in the driveway, the first thing they do is 'HONK'!!! When you are having your beauty sleep and suddenly some bastards honk at your gate, you will just jolt out of your bed and start cursing and swearing the person who just made you get up abruptly. For goodness sake, cant you just call up the person who you're visiting or tell them beforehand? What is the use of handphones when you dont use them to call? Well, If you dont know how to use a handphone, let me help you shove it up your sorry asses. That is a good wake-up call for you. Or maybe we Malaysians are just too stingy? Stingy as in you dont wanna spend 15 cents to call up someone but prefers to annoy someone coz its free. Its like that isnt it? Well, if you're like that, i cant say much but KNNCCB &%$+#$&*%!!!!!! Yea, that is how annoyed i am right now!!! Grrr... Next time if you dare annoy me like that, i should put a beware sign on my gate to warn you.

You will see this sign, but not in the streets of Kuching's town or KL, but on the lamp post in my street where im living my quiet life.

Or if you are damn unlucky, you will get this sign on my gate. Im serious, arent i? =.=

#2. I feel annoyed whenever someone picks their nose. I mean for real... picking noses is just an unhygienic thing to do. I wonder, what do you find in there? Utmost satisfaction when you go digging? Oh come on!!! Why do humans just love 'digging'? I cant comprehend that sort of satisfaction. Its just so ewww... And the most unbearable aftermath after the digging, is just flicking whatever you just get out from your nose away from you. Okay, understandable you dont want it near you too, but dammit you're flicking it on other people!!! If its gold, of course people wouldnt mind you giving them free gold, but its 'gold'. Your GOLD!!! Just keep it to yourself, kay? Nobody wants it... and remember that. Especially in the kopitiam when you're having your meal and suddenly some bloody joker starts digging his nose and flinging his gold everywhere... irritating right??? You just wanna go up to him and said, 'Uncle arr, you think your tahi hidung is so nice meh? Want me to add it in your Kopi-O or not?'. SO a lesson, if you wanna dig your nose, do it in the comforts of your home, or your car. I dont mind seeing people digging their nose in their cars coz that is your own space, not mine. But if you do it publicly and starts flinging everything around, im gonna curse you for generations if your gold ends up on my table. Im serious. =X

Whats so nice about picking your nose anyway? Its just to clear up the mess in your nose aight?

And to those uncles who love digging your noses, i hope you dig until there is no tomorrow, till you find a tomorrow soon enough and thats too late. You know la what i mean, keep on digging and digging till there is a hole there... xD i know im evil...=P

There's more annoying habits to come. Just blog this few first. Tell me dont you agree with me?

In Berberboo's mind : People with annoying habits are just so.... annoying!