High School Never Ends - Pt 2

Yes, yes... Part 2 is here. A lot of you asked me in MSN when is the next one so here it is. And im still not promising i will complete the enitre class today. Im doing it periodically so that i dont feel bored reading them myself. =) So which hooligan did we end with yesterday? Eh shit, we need the photos again if not you guys cant refer to the ones im talking about.

There you go. I hope the pictures are clear coz some people asked me where i am in the photos. Patience please...patience and the force of Berberboo will be with you. Lame =.=

Today, we do the second row. Yesh!!!

2nd Row, Left to Right :

First one up is Miss Irene Cheng. I remembered her quite well. In fact very well. =) 5 years together in the same class. All the way! Yes, all the WAY!!! She 'used' to be my very very very good friend in lower secondary, but when in higher secondary, we parted ways for i dunno since-when-we-ever-fought types of reasons. In high school, she was a member of the Three Stooges. Well, i dunno whats with the stooges name thingy but it was the easiest name we could come out with regarding the three girlies in our class. One thing i really admire about this la-deh, is that she is very very smart. Damn intelligent and hardworking. One of the top students in our class last time. And straight A1's scorer in SPM, she earned herself a JPA scholarship, which she deserves. Grats, dear! Hmm, not single i think. I wonder where 'he' is now. LOL. Eh dear, make sure you dont marry an ang moh when you study in England, kay??? They are very 'hairy' one...and you know la what hairy means. xD But hairy people are smart worr...hmmm...bother la...=P

Next in line we have Catherine Cho, our class's loudest loudspeaker. Yea, its enough we have loudspeakers but she is the loudest of the louds. This girl is very hardworking, smart, and damn cute. Still single you know. You want her number, let me know kay? ^^ The only problem with her is...she is tooooooooooooo NAIVE. Yea, i still remember the stupid naive questions she just had to ask me in class. 'Ber, how to rape people arr?', 'Eh Ber, why when rape people painful arr?, 'How come the guy's thing can go in the girl's one ler???'. Okay...enough of the silly questions. They were too many!!! And yes Cat, the answers were very simple. We learnt it all in Form 3, just add a little bit of sweet and spices in and you will get the recipe of a simple Rape case. =) I know im a pro, you dont have to ask me all the time. =S Okay, she loves talking very loudly. Whenever you are in the toilet and you hear a girl shouting from Block A, you know thats got to be our very own genuine and natural loudspeaker, Catherine!

Bong Causyn...what can i say? She is sweet, demure, soft-spoken...she is everything you want and need in a perfect girl. She doesnt answer you back...very obedient. ^^ Too bad guys, she is taken and her boyfriend is in the same college with me...so i just hope he doesnt read this coz i just publicly proclaimed their relationship. At least no name right?!? You cant point a finger and blame me anyway. =P She is very very fair... yep...FAIR. Like Kit also. But sometimes she had those sickly hues, coz...she WAS sick at those times!!! But geli la if you see her sick...like she had lost all her red blood cells and some more she will turn sooooo pale like you have just seen a sick, without make-up Ju-On. Im serious. So to her boyfriend, take care of her well, kay?

Next...May Wong. A typical Foochow girl. She is thin and fairly tall. Yea, i think she is only slightly...slightllllyyyy shorter than me. But she is dark. Dark as in dark. Not fair. Brown skin la...olive color i guess. She loveeeesss pink. Hmm...she likes cute things. You know, all those small small cute cute stuffs. And she seriously thinks she is cute too, with that bangs and all. Well, what can i say? Im no one to judge her. But i can seriously give you my sincere opinions la. You cant stop me from that. Yesh, those bangs dont look good on you!!! Looks so funny. Buh, kek cute!!! May is one smart girl. Yea. Smart smart. Always hangs around with Irene Cheng and Sab. Thats why, she is an official member of the Three Stooges. Smart asses!!!

Sabrina Lim aka Sab. This woman is a fucking smart-ass. I mean, she is the smartest girl i have ever seen and known of. High praises horr??? Yea, she deserves all the praises. There is hardly a day when she doesnt get 90++ for her exam marks. Its like perfecto. Flawless. She made 5A proud by getting 100% in our History Pre-SPM paper. Yea, A FUCKING 100%!!! Thats so...i mean its HISTORY!!! Who in the darn world could score that high? *Points finger at Sab* She got a JPA scholarship to study in the US. DARN IT!!! I WANT ALSO. But honestly, ive got to say...its unfair...she doesnt deserve it. Im bad i know...but its the truth. Ask me why in MSN and i will tell you why. Sab *hearts* cheesecakes. I know...its YUMMY!!! Hehe... She is the last member of the Three Stooges. So at least im not in eh? Now you know how dumb i am. =.=

Next up is...Chan Joo Sheng. Yesh, he is also known as JsChan. He is very shy shy one. The only thing he is not shy with is his high-end computer. Cozzz...he is an avid DotA player...and his daily activities are......playing DotA. Seriously... HE IS HARDCORE MAN!!! He eats DotA, drinks DotA, sleeps DotA, farts DotA and even Fuck DOTA!!! Gee, how serious can he get? He has extremely tiny weeny eyes. Like slits on his face. Hehe. Sorry la JS, im just honest. He just loves online games a lot. His whole life is surrounded by games. Pity him eh? Sounds lifeless, but to him...he is full of life. His lifeless DotA-ing life can even beat the shit outta lives of those who club and party 24/7! Yea, TAKE THAT!!! So lets us all leave our nice lives...take a pillow, a few kilos of Milo, some mugs, a flask of hot water...and also some toothpicks to keep our eyes open coz we are gonna join JS and live his kind of life!!! Shall we? NOT. Oh ya, im gonna be really bad now...i remembered him as a student who fails Add Maths all the time in high school but guess what, his SPM, he GOT A FUCKING A1. Cool hor? No wonder people dont like us SPM leavers. Hao lien shitters.

Japheth Lau Zi Jun. HAHA... i published your full name here kay? Coz its really nice to say it aloud. =) His name has never been pronounced properly. Every teacher finds it hard to say his name. From Japet, to Japat, Jafef and so on...i think he has the best name around. Around in 5A la. Our parents are smart enough not to name us Helicopter, Inspektor, Superman, Paris Hilton, or even Teletubbies. So daddy, mommy, i thank you for that. He is very quiet. I only heard his voice...let me see...if i add them up in minutes...i think it will be only 30 minutes throughout the whole 5 years we were in the same class. Yea, that little. OMG. But this guy is a silent silent flashy potato. Why? Coz his brain functions abnormally. He is damn smart. Yea. And now he is turning Swinburne upside down with his brains. Over-exaggerating, am i? I know, i just love to.^^ Single or double? I have no idea! Honestly, maybe he isnt into girls, but into guys? Oh i darn think of the possibilities. =.=

Then we have LING WANG SOON aka Soon Soon. Yesh, my dear boy boy. LOL, not mine la. The class's boy. He looks very very boyish. Not his age if you ask me. He looks like a 12 year old but for whatever certain reasons the universe loves to play with us, he is in the same class with us. He is very playful, which adds to his looks makes SOON SOON = TYPICAL SEH KIA. This boy plays online games a lot. With JsChan, Kong Kong and Nazz, they are seriously a foursome. Or maybe you can kick Kong Kong out to make them a threesome coz Kong Kong is just too big. xD And there you have the lovely boys. He loves saying that my face look like fishballs. Eh, at least its fishballs and not BALLS okay? Grr... Soon Soon arr, i wanna piak you one day. Before NS, he is a mischevious and notorious hyperactive kid with ADD. After NS, he is a total angel. =) Did someone tertembak and accidentally lodge a bullet in his head??? Coz if you did, thanks.

Nazzim. Shit i forgot his full name. Gngngn...my bad memory is killing me. Well, Nazz is the oldest in our class. So this means, he is the first to celebrate Sweet Sixteen, first to get his driver's license and also the first to be legal 18 so that he can enjoy all life's pleasures. Hmm, so what have you taken advantage of this cool opportunity? I hope you didnt go and rape some girl working in the Cyber Cafe, dude. Joking. But being old is good right? You can point your fingers at me and say 'NYAH NYAH NYAH'. Nazz is another guy who loves loves playing online games and...DotA. If DotA is a girl, i wonder how many times has she been fucked and shitted on... Hmm... eh...then she will be so loose worr!!! Oh shit. No no. Okay, Nazz is in Matriculation in Labuan right now, enjoying the company of ex-BLs too. Good luck dude in whatever you're doing and im SERIOUSLY thinking hard right now how are you going to survive without a computer in Matrics. Just let me think till i get the answer aight?

Last in the row, is none other than Eric Kong aka Kong Kong or Gong Gong or King Kong or whatever la. Just throw in any names which ends with ~ong is enough. By the way, he is an Ong Ong King too. Sleeps in class often. This guy is a hugemon. Yes, newest species in the 5A world. He just cannot keep his mouth shut at all. Forever talking 24/7. I talk, you talk. I shut up, you talk. I ask you to shut up, you still talk. Of course who doesnt get angry right? He is a brainless git when it comes to Add Maths but he thinks like a pro when it comes to chess playing. Yeap. His mind works well in chess battlefields. The only other thing where his mind works well is DotA... again. Gee la, why all DotA one? One thing about him, you can never understand this guy at all. Compare him to the Malaysia-Singapore water crisis back then, at least there was a solution to that. For Kong Kong's case, there never was a solution. He is just...like that. Sad la.

So thats it for today. I hope it wasnt too 'bad'. Coz i think im getting meaner by the lines. Dunno why. Maybe the weather is too cold? Yea maybe. Coz im frozen to the bone in front of my laptop now.

Part 3 is coming up pretty soon. But i cant assure you the date. Might leave it for a bit to arouse some anticipation. =)

Till then, tata.

P.s.~Oh fark, this post damn long la. My apologies.

In Berberboo's mind : Why cant friends just stay as friends? Why must all good things come to an end? First we were friends, then lovers, then enemies...then what? Im God and you're Satan? No way. I want friends to remain friends. And thats how the world should revolve.