The world is getting to be a better place.

Lets see, men these days opted to have urinals in their homes. Funny aint it? Isnt the toilet enough?

Let It Flow - Men Want Urinals In Their Homes

CHICO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Urinals aren't just for men's restrooms anymore: More and more guys are opting to install them in their homes.

That's according to the folks at the online home improvement retailer Improvementdirect.com, who regularly sell the stand-up toilets to male do-it-yourselfers.

Divisional assistant Amy Davison has fielded some of the calls from guys installing home urinals and estimates 70 percent of them want one in a special color to match their bathroom decor.

For instance, one man who was building a sports bar in his home wanted to outfit the room with a black and silver urinal to match the sporty color scheme.

Not many men explain why they want a home urinal, but Davison figures for them, "it's a treat. "

But she does add that some guys have mentioned they want the urinals, "so my wife can't go there."

And then there is this joke teaching you how to speak chinese in just five minutes. All you have to do is read out loud the phrases on the right. No cheating.

English Phrase / Chinese Translation

1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong

2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao

4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King

5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan

7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni

8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat

9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim

10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King

12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo

14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka

15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

Omg, thats evil of me. Haha.

And another one, the judges in the States are using some of these. Hahaha.

Things That Sound Dirty in Law

1. Have you looked through her briefs?

2. He is one hard judge.

3. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

4. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

5. Is it a penal offense?

6. Better leave the handcuffs on.

7. For $200 an hour, she better be good.

8. Can you get him to drop his suit?

9. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

10. Think you can get me off?

This world is definitely a good place to live in. And the fun is getting better.

In Berberboo's mind : Something aint nothing, right?