Being fat...

Being fat aint a gift from God, it is just one of the signs that you have been mistreating your body throughout all these years, or maybe treating it too lavishly with all the scrumptious chocolate cakes as afters after a huge heavy meal of butter prawns, fried chicken and maybe a whole roast of lamb? This is why being fat aint nothing you should be proud of, unless you manage to be warm everytime other people freezes to death in a cold air-con room. Bravo if you are one of them.

Diet pills, surgeries and all sorts of medication wont rid you off those stinky and gooey fats in your body, the only way for you to burn those extra flabs away from you beloved body is to do a lot of exercise...YES, EXERCISE!!! I am the right person to give you advice on how to lose weight, but presumably, you better follow your own judgement. I am a good speaker, not a practitioner. I dont practice what i say unless i really am determined to do it. Or else, no action, talk only.

My weight has been seemingly increasing throughout my 4 months in Swinburne. Why is that? Let me brief you why Swinburne is a good place to study and to gain weight. You have irregular time tables for your classes, that makes you eat whenever you are free of the tortures of classrooms. Eating at the wrong time may make your body gain unnecessary weight and therefore, you gain tonnes of weight. Besides that, you can have as much 'Lok-Lok' as you want because the stall is always there, well except for the few days when the Uncle Lok-Lok needs to have his rest. Fried marinated squid, ARRGH, I JUST CANT GET MY HANDS OFF THEM.

So you see, money on food can be spent like drinking water. During my free time in Swinburne, all i can do is eat because im generally not the kind who will sit in the library to study, unlike Ropa, sitting in the library to surf the net most of the time. Kudos to you Ropa, for managing to do so well in class examinations even though you love the computer so much your heart cant resist it. OMG, im over exaggerating right now. Who cares.

3 months holiday coming up after my exam is done on the 3rd May. What am i gonna do? Any suggestions? I suggested to myself that i better put myself up for a good course, that is to really GO to the GYM, and lose those extra fat i gain during studying. Who knows 3 months of good exercise can make me slimmer? Or hotter? Only God knows. But i know those long months of exercise can definitely make me fitter so i dont have to pant everytime i reached the class on the top floors. My big, heavy and stubby legs can't carry me no more if i gain extra weight during the 3 months holiday. Whats more, going for a holiday in KL is a definite no-no to my slimming down plan. KL's food is so tempting you wish you were out of that heavenly food paradise.

So what else shall i do to kill my time?

You decide, i do.

In Berberboo's mind : June just told me a few days back that a school girl delivered a baby, without anyone even realising she was pregnant. OMG, how fat can she be? Thats insulting. But honestly, i ask you readers, who will fuck a fat girl? *sigh*