I know you've been receiving thousands and thousands of letters from those who believes in you, and i wouldnt expect much response from you, since i know you are too busy and definitely too old enough to help fulfill all our wishes, but there is always a next year im looking forward to. However, since it is the season of greetings and well wishes... because Christmas is definitely just a few weeks away, i dont know whether it is too late to write in for my Christmas presents. Well, maybe im not just too late, but im extremely late because i dont know how much you can do with that big belly, small feet, sick rein deers, matted hair and trouble trying to find chimneys in our Malaysian houses, but i know you will figure a way out to grant our Christmas wishes. After all, i am still a wee little child, who hasnt turn a legal 18 yet, so you have to give me face for once.
First and foremost, let me state my requests for the wonderful presents and miracles i hope you could give me on Christmas Day. Forgive me if im gonna be bitching about it, but i always thought that if you explain yourself clearly to someone, your pleas will always be heard. Therefore, here goes the pretty long list of things i want on this season of joy:
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2. Santa, i know that you are kinda old, but i do hope your experiences are enough for you to grant me this present on Christmas. Do you remember the times of Avian flu and SARS? Could you get me all the references needed for me to write an academic essay on that topic? Coz i seriously cannot seem to concentrate and find those references by myself. Oh ya, and make sure that those references have connections with the factor of air travel. Thanks.
3. I dont know why but i dont like the monsoon season. Could you please make the rain go away? Maybe turn it into snow for us so that for once, Kuching will be having a white Christmas. I dont know why, but we seem to be getting cold Christmases every year, due to the fact that it rains every day, our clothes never get dry, and its so cold even with the fan turn off and with lots of drapes around me. And the worst factor is, little bugs keep coming into the house for shelter from the raging storm, and that totally freaks me out. So please Santa, could you give us a sunny and bright Christmas this year?
4. Im not wishing for many material gifts this year, because i know im stripped off my pocket money and my gifts-allowance from daddy and mummy because i spent too much money already, but then... could i at least still get a teddy bear? I want one to hug tightly whenever im feeling down or emo, coz ive been crying a lot lately, what with the atmosphere of moody, rainy days and my life's roller coaster. So could someone get me one if you couldnt? Well, just leave it at my doorstep if you couldnt find the chimney.
5. Santa, can i score High Distinctions for my three papers im sitting for in this semester? I know ive been lazing a lot lately, but then, i promise i will be serious once i get things straightened out with my life. Can you guide me through all my paperworks and assignments and give me good results? Oh wait, am i asking the wrong person?
6. And referring to no. 1, --------- could i at least get guys off my mind? I mean, could you cram my mind with other more important stuffs, so that i dont have to think about guys and relationships right now? Coz i know being in love hurts, ive experienced too much and i dont think i can stand it no more.
7. And Santa, could you make me less emotional? Since Ben told me we cant be together, ive cried two days straight till my eyes reduced in size and sore, didnt eat for 2 days too, wasnt myself anymore, and cut myself twice, i think all this emotionality behaviour i have should stop before next year if not who knows what i might do next. So Santa, could you whipped up some concoction for me to be less emotional and be more of myself, a happy go lucky person that i used to be when im not sad?
8. And last but not least, could you get me back into the pink? I dont seem to be feeling very well these days, i couldnt explain it to anyone but my body feels a bit weird. I hope im in fine shape but i darent see the doctor. So Santa, please make me back into the healthy state i was in before, a little bit pig pinkish like your cheeks? Please?
9. Santa, could you lend me your Christmas cap? I want to cam whore with it.
10. And could you spare me one of your rein deer? Or tell me where to find them in Kuching? Coz i seriously am thinking of trying to eat its meat. You know, wild life meat. They sure taste good.
Hope my wishes and requests will be fulfilled. Santa, please try your best to help me, okay? Thanks.
From,
Amber
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