I really had a good time laughing my ass off yesterday when i was introduced a site that creates a slogan out of your name. It was really funny as some of the slogans turn out to be a bit funny when you try to decipher it. I tried with my name and see what it turns out to be, and me deciphering it, haha. I sloganize it for 20 times to see what else can my name be put into. I put down some of the nice ones below:
1. Let's face the music and Amber.
My view : The music, when people says lets face the music, it means lets face the insults or scoldings or whatever. And lets face Amber too. Yes, when im mad...you will get the same fare. ^^
2. How many licks does it take to get to the center of an Amber?
My view : OMG, can i melt when you lick me? And who wants to lick me? Eww.
3. Got Amber?
My view : Sounds like the phrase "Got Milk?" Ugh. Yes, i do have Amber, she's here.
4. 8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference said their cars preferred Amber.
My view : SEE, im hot with cars, they like me and i treat them well. (Well except for Fred's car =( )
5. Obey your Amber.
5. Obey your Amber.
My view : Yes, thats right. Obey me then i will obey you as well.
6. Come fly with the friendly Amber.
My view : Yes, yes, fly with me to England. ^^ Wait a minute, you cant ride me. im not for rides you know?
7. Amber not included.
My view : WHY? *isk isk*
8. Just like Amber used to make.
My view : Make what? Cheesecakes?
9. Give that man an Amber.
My view : Aww, if he really needs me, i can be given away to him. =)
10. Try Amber, you'll like it.
My view : Oh really? Am i that likable? Thanks.
I mischieviously tried it with the word 'dick'. Now this is really good. *grins*
1. Today's Dick since 1903.
My view : OMG, a shrunken dick!
2. Dick is everywhere you want it to be.
My view : LOL, really everywhere? Oh yes, guys have them and guys are everywhere. =P
3. Full of Eastern Dick.
My view : Hmm hmm, we are in Asia right? And we're towards the east eh? So i guess we are indeed full of them.
4. An army of dicks.
My view : Oh my gosh, where to?!? Durex better come quick!!!
5. Mild green dick liquid.
My view : Eww, how can it be green? I thought it was a different color.
6. Silly rabbit, dicks are for kids!
My view : Mwahahaha, i know the kids will go for the dicks, they love them too much.
7. The lion goes from dick to dick.
My view : OMG, YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH HORNY LION!
8. Who would you have a dick with?
My view : Not telling you who.
9. Dick - It looks good on you.
My view : Me? Hell no! On guys yes of course.
10. Got a dick? You're in luck.
My view : Guys with dicks are indeed lucky. Go enjoy with your little brother.
11. I scream, you scream, we all scream for dick.
My view : You will get this in a gay club i suppose. Alright, one, two, three, "DICK, WE LOVE YOU!".
My view : You will get this in a gay club i suppose. Alright, one, two, three, "DICK, WE LOVE YOU!".
12. Moving at the speed of dick.
My view : Wow, is it fast? Can it go faster than me driving?
13. Strong and beautiful, just like dick.
My view : ..........
14. Happiness is a cigar called dick.
My view : So we have to suck dicks to be happy? Idiots =.=
15. You need a dick.
My view : Get a life to those who dont have one. And who's gonna donate free dicks?
LOL, nice slogans aint it? My itchy hands just had to type a word in, "balls". Haha, evilnism. First slogan out, " Kids will do anything for balls". This proves that kids are getting hornier and hornier these days. So future daddies and mummies, please do something about it. And a slogan for "buttocks", "Buttocks tested, mother approved". Gee =.=
Try the website which is www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Try the website which is www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
In Berberboo's mind : Going through the internet is so much fun. I just realized stuff like this existed. How sad eh?
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