Bored

GAH...SO BORED!!! When im bored, i just lie on my bed, hugging my teddies and let my mind wander in oblivion. Nothing better to do on this hot evening after a heavy meal which definitely will make me put on a kg, i decided to do some of those ask-answer questions you find on bulletins in Friendster...again. Its a really long one, but anyway, here goes:

1. Are you in a complicated relationship?
Hmm...i guess so. The most complicated thing that im in right now is that i dont even know whether im in a relationship. Or my current status just blurs me and makes me think about something that i know would never happen, even if im 6 feet underground.

2. Do you hate more than 3 people?
Err...i dont hate. I dislike. Oh wait a minute, isnt it the same? Oh well, i dislike a certain someone then.

3. How often do you go shopping?
Hardly. Maybe once a month or once in two months or maybe even never. If i go out somewhere, especially to shopping complexes, i have an agenda that is i am determine to get one thing, and one thing only. No window shopping =(

4. How many houses have you lived in?
2 so far. Aint that rich to change my habitat everytime. And im not in the favor of being a nomad.

5. Favorite candy bar?
Uhmm...i think i will go with Mars. That is where ET stays, so yea, its good.

6. Do you call it Soda or Pop?
Soda of course. Pop is a short term for poop. So there.

7. Least favorite subject?
Now? Or in high school? If now, i would say reading classes. In high school, HISTORY!!! I bet the History teacher doesnt remember me coz im never outstanding in History. History freaks are those who dream about Tun Jugah visiting their houses and giving them ang paus for Gawai.

8. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
I think i own 9 pairs of shoes. A sport shoes, 2 slippers and the rest are heels. Im not that fortunate like some people who owns a whole wardrobe of em and each and every one of the shoes to match their clothes. *sigh*

9. Would you shave your head Britney Spears bald?
Lol, i would. If i will look 10 times better than i am right now.

10. Have you ever thrown up in public?
Public? As in in front of friends? Hell yea! Once in Fairy Cave or Wind Cave, couldnt remember. And a few times when i ate a plate too much of food.

11. Name one thing that is on your mind right now?
I want someone to make me smile and make me feel happy when im with them.

12. Favorite genre of music?
EMO!!! Oh gosh, i just love them. Makes me emo when i here them. I tear, i sob, i begin to ponder about my weaknesses, what i dont have and most importantly, being single SUCKS!

13. What's your zodiac sign?
Capricorn. I love eating cows and goats. Their milk is good too.

14. What time were you born?
In the morning, 8.35 am. I still remember coz i managed to catch a glimpse at the wall clock in the Operation Theatre.

15. What's your favorite ice cream?
Raspberry Ripple. Not Jack The Ripper. HMM...YUM YUM.

16. Have you rejected a date?
Since when do i have dates? Maybe, i couldnt possibly remember all the things that went wrong.

17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
Err, Little Kids Learn-to-sing-a-long CD that teaches you how to sing Humpty Dumpty, Baa Baa Black Sheep and Old MacDonald's. Very educational for tuneless freaks like me.

18. Are you sarcastic?
Hell yea. Dont make me dont like you.

19. What are your favorite color(s)?
Green, black and pink. Pink is my world, green is my veins and black is my soul.

20. How many watches do you own?
2 only. A Guess watch and a BUM.

21. Irritating or Annoying?
I like being irritating to someone who annoys me. But i hate both when someone is doing it.

22. Spring or Fall?
Fall. Its gonna be winter soon and its the start of loneliness.

23. Favorite color to wear?
Black, green and pink. If you have seen me around, i usually go with those colors.

24. Sierra Mist or Sprite?
Definitely Sprite. It spices up your life.

25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate ice cream. Chocolate cakes. Vanilla doughnuts. Chocolate milk. Vanilla icing.

26. Where is your second home?
Hmm, Swinburne. I eat there, lie down there, shit there, pee there.

27. Have you ever slapped someone?
Not that i can remember of. If slap the arms, many. Face...forgot.

28. Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?
Of course. But not my mirror, the toilet's. Just to shake that disgusting booty. And to see the flabs do their thang.

29. How many lamps are in your bedroom?
Nil. I dont need lamps when i have torchlights and plenty of candles.

30. How many video games do you own?
No video games. Just computer games, and thats A LOT.

31. First pet you owned?
Two fishes named Sara and Tina. Died coz it got eaten by someone's cat which i never got the chance to slaughter, which died coz it ran into a dog's path.

32. Ever have braces?
Nope. I dont need 'Gigi Besi' (metal teeth). I might get beeped at at the airport or maybe i will get stuck to some magnetic pole if im unlucky enough.

33. Do you want a new piercing or two?
I dont even have one. What for i want some more? Can i get you a piercing then?

34. Do you use chopstick?
Yes. Since i learn to shove it up my uncle's nostrils.

35. Name 3 teachers from high school.
Madam Yeoh, Madam Anita and Aunty Mi Ing.

36. American Eagle or Abercrombie?
Abercrombie of course. Its comfortable.

37. Are you too forgiving?
Hmm, sometimes yea. Thats why people take advantage.

38. How many children do you want?
2. A boy and a girl. So that they can have their own sets of toys and own bedrooms and clothes. No sharing is caring.

39. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Hell no. Where can i find them in Malaysia?

40. Favorite breakfast meal?
Laksa. With extra lime to make the gravy savory. And makes me pile up an extra pound.

41. Do you own a gun?
Toy gun yes. Desert Eagle. Water gun. And also Super Soaker.

42. Heinz or Hunts ketchup?
Heinz tomato ketchup is the best. Looks bloody and tastes irony.

43. When was the last time you cried?
When i think im useless? Or when i strain myself too much trying to get that huge poop outta my arsehole. And also maybe when i bump my head on my car door.

44. What did you do last night?
Watched Tv and did my Finite Maths homework. Hardly had anything to do.

45. What did you wish for now?
Good driving skills tomorrow morning and for the rest of my life. And a cute, single guy will talk to me tomorrow, not out of embarassment, but for the sake of knowing me.

In Berberboo's mind : Good things always fly by you. They never stop for you to grasp them in your fist. They just fly...away...