War of the Crustaceans!!!

Crabs. Yum. I love crabs. Who doesnt? I know its kinda ma fan to eat it because you have to crack through its nutcase to eat the flesh. EH, its self-defense you know. Which bugger of a crustacean likes you to eat them? They also have their defense system just like our pepper-sprays and bad body odour. Yea, that certainly will keep the baddies away. Today, mum bought 6 of this evil darlings from the Crab-Man outside our housing entrance. RM20 a kilo...who cares? They are filthy big!!! If you dont grab them, once the tau ke or tau ke nio from seafood centres come, they will sapu the whole lot and you are left with those teeny weeny crabs that are even harder to eat. So, you prefer big ones right? =)

Since i never prepared crabs before (i usually just watch my mum does it), i decided to clean the crabs for once in my entire life. HAHA. It was an experience. Very funny one indeed. Tell you in a minute. Well, we only kept 3 of the evils coz the other 3 is given to my grandma (not my Ah Ma, another one from paternal side) coz she adores crabs too even though her teeth are all rongak and dentures. Hehe, evil me. And the yucky stuff about her, she loves her crabs cooked with tomato sauce. Fuckingly spoiled my crab mood. Geez.

Well, back to the crabs i had. And mind you the word had. I released them into the sink so that i can start cleaning and 'processing' them. Hmm.

The 'murder' equipment. L to R : Crab cutter, 'Cruncher', Picks, kitchen scissors (dagger), smaller 'cruncher', and thongs. =)

The evils in my sink. They kept scuttling everywhere when i tried to pierce the 'dagger' into their hearts, even though they were bound so professionally. HAHAHAHA, BERBER THE KILLER IS HERE!!! Caught them with thongs, turned them the other side up. Took the 'dagger', stabbed it right through the heart. Did this to the other two morons as well. Watch them lie in the sink, twitching twitching. Gasping for...err...air? They were fidgeting like the supposedly spiders in Harry Potter movies.

Use this cute little brush to give the crabs a little massage to ease their passing into the next world. Scrub scrub...aah, thats nice, really nice... =.=

After almost an hour of sweating profusely in the farkingly hot kitchen, i finally finished cleaning all the crabs. Cut them with the cutter and crushed their pincers. Eh, so that it tastes better bah!!!

Now its time for the cooking. Gah, the ingredients are : crabs, chilli, ginger, onion, a little bit of garlic, kunyit, curry powder, eggs and thats it i think. Oh ya, salt and chicken stock for taste.

Now, after all the hustle and bustle is over, its time to eat!!! Yum yum... =) Crabby delight. AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! This is what you get when you cut my hand while i was cleaning you!!! Open my mouth, eat!!!

The yummy crab eggies from the female moron. HAHA... JUNIE THIS IS FARKING HIGH CHOLESTEROL. Hehe, i love them. Look at the eggs!!!!!!! So orangey. Eh, should i check my cholesterol level after this?

Had them for lunch. Tasted so good. But couldnt finish the whole plate la. We had 4 other dishes so yea. Tell you what i had so you can curse me. LOLZ. White turnip soup with ribs and 'sperm fish', 'Belimbing Tunjuk' sambal, Kale stir fry with garlic and then, fish cooked with black beans. A lot right??? Hehe, now you know how i can grow to this overweight size. I will show you what 'sperm fish' is if anyone requests for it...=)

One thing i hate though, the smell of turnip soup is like the smell of people's fart wafting through my house. Buh, smelly!!!

Anyone knows how to clean crabs too? Different ways? Or you are normal just like any other kids who just watch or even worst, never watched but eat only? Lazy bums. =P

So if you wanna bring me out, i want crabs!!! LOL.

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